'I am underappreciated!' said Candice,
aghast at the close of yet another musical
just days into its run.
Louse! had gone the way of Mr Peritonitus Goes To Washington,
The Gooly Brothers, Fart When You're Spoken To,
Theatre Closed For Repairs and her magnum opus,
Mr Singh Singing In Sing-Sing: A Tragedy
In Fifteen Parts - Part Two.
'They can board up the theatre,' she said aloud,
'but they can't board up my face!'
and just like that, she had the title of her new masterpiece.
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