Lo! Here he comes! The ubermensch,
as sudden as a thunder clap!
With braces covering his nips
and buttocks that are fun to slap!
O, look out #oil and #gordonbrown -
it's time the people's minds were freed.
He'll tear the right wing system down
and open hearts with #vibes and #weed
So tremble fat cats, big wigs, pigs,
The day of truth cannot be far.
This humble Jesus, rolling cigs,
then breaking out some air guitar.
*sweet 12 minute solo*