Friday 30 November 2012

#66 - I Could Go On

so then he says
well you know what he says cos you was there
but anyway he says
he says
andrew if you don't shut up i swear to g_d
he says i swear to g_d i'm going to wade through that orchestra pit
and ram that bassoon so far up your
and i says vicar
i says vicar
and he says i'm not a bloody vicar
and i says oh yes you bloody are
he says i'm not
and i says what's this then
jabbing a finger at his dog collar
and his big pine crucifix
and his light up badge that says
cool vicar
and he says they could be anyone's
and i says you're wearing them
and he says not anymore i'm bloody not
and before you know it everybody's naked

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